Jun
14

Automotive Poetry, Haiku, Automotive Haiku

Hey . . . . Bet you didn’t know it but we’re a bunch of poets. Well, not really, but we drive a lot and our minds tend to wander while stuck at red lights. From the souls of Tom Appel, David Aretha, Damon Bell, John Biel, Ed Piotrowski, and Jack Stewart, here are a few Haiku tries . . . penned exclusively for you guys.

3 Great Automotive Halloween Costumes

 

Automotive Haiku

 

In a Valiant
I first learned how to drive
Yet I still love cars
-Tom

 

Oh sweet ZL1:
Why cost $110K?
I cannot have you 🙁
-Dave A.

 

Sweet, sweet AMG
Exhaust note weakens judgment
Sorry officer
-Tom

 

Still love the first one
From when I was still a tot
Chevy fifty-eight
-John

 

The good ol’ TL
Had a funky-looking snout
New one is better
-Tom

Just Go! The 10 Essential Rules of Drive-Thru Etiquette

 

Hyundai Genesis
Sedan is just fine with me
Coupe looks real ugly
-Ed

 

Hyundai Azera
You’re really quite flashy, but . . .
Sonata costs less
-Damon

 

Is this the first poem
About a Daewoo Lanos?
I would bet it is
-Tom

 

Ford Pinto wagon
Firestone 500 radials all around
Crashed and burned to ground
-Jack

 

The Honda Ridgeline
A nice, practical pickup
Won’t you please buy one?
-Ed

 

My father once said:
“Fool me twice, shame is on me—
First Vega last”
-Tom

 

Mini handles well
But its ride is very harsh
And it costs how much?
-Ed

 

Oh, it’s you—hi
Must we talk about your Viper more?
Argh, make it stop, argh
-Tom

 

What’s with frickin’ Volt?
Gas AND electric motors?
Make up frickin’ mind!
-Dave A.

 

Gas is expensive
But going fast is such fun
Stupid gas prices
-Tom

 

You have a Gullwing?
Why is life so darn unfair?
I want a Gullwing.
-Tom

Remembering the Hummer H2 in Verse

Vehicle Makes

Classic Cars

Collectible Automobile Magazine

Popular Posts & Pages

Recent Posts

Shopping for a new or used car or truck?

Check out all of our reviews here.