Though weighed down with notes about why the Stelvio should not be your first (or second, or third) choice for the family’s next crossover, we’d like to share with you the reasons you should absolutely go and lease a Stelvio today, or tomorrow, latest. Because, I promise you, were auto writers not saddled to the consumerist religion of practicality and value, and if we were better paid, many of us would be tooling around in our own Stelvio Quadrifoglio.