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Micro Madness! A Gallery of Classic Mini Car Ads

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1956 Bond Minicar

When the Smart ForTwo was introduced for the 2008 model year, uninformed detractors of the diminutive two-seater devoted considerable energy to worrying about how unsafe such a small car would be in a crash. Count my mother among them.

What folks should have been worried about was the car’s brittle ride, crude drivetrain, and sub-40-mpg performance in real-world driving. Because as it turned out, the Smart was actually a crash-test ace.

The 2008 ForTwo was awarded IIHS top ratings for its front- and side-impact performance–an honor that didn’t really goose sales as much as the folks at Smart would have liked. However, it’s good to know that anyone lured in by the ForTwo’s attractive base price and its perky profile would at least stand a chance in a collision with a Ford Excursion or UPS truck.

We seriously doubt that the mini cars of the past offered similar levels of crashworthiness–at least not the ones presented below. Here, we’ve collected ten classic ads for vintage mini cars–most of which were considerably lighter, and smaller, than the Smart ForTwo.

If, by chance, you’ve ever enjoyed some seat time in one of these Tinkerbell-sized machines, please tell us about it. The place to leave comments is down below the last car.

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1956 Bond Minicar

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1941 Crosley

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1950 King Midget

1950 King Midget Ad

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1967 Morris Mini Moke

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1960 NSU Prinz

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1962 Reliant Regal

1962 Reliant Regal Ad

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1957 Scootacar

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1963 Trojan 200

1963 Trojan 200 Ad

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