If the line “So I got that going for me, which is nice” means anything to you, then you’re the sort of person that finds deeper meaning in things cinematic.
And although the aforementioned line is from a comedy, research has shown* that 92 percent of men age 30 to 50 recognize the reference. Additional findings from the very same report indicate that almost 100 percent of women find men who quote Caddyshack to be insufferable morons.
But there’s more to great movies than just quotable dialogue. A truly great film should delivery a message that helps viewers define not only the characters on the screen but themselves as well.
Sure, we could spend some time talking about Citizen Kane and Sophie’s Choice, but such Oscar-bait chat fests would ooze so much meaning that nothing of real value would linger with viewers after the fact. No, forget movies that are, well, “good.” And let’s work with a movie that research has shown* to be the most perfect film of our time. I am speaking, of course, of The Blues Brothers.
Inarguably the greatest motion picture ever produced, The Blues Brothers is responsible for no less than 100 awesomely quotable and repeatable lines. But the movie is responsible for more than just that. I wonder how many people realize how much they can learn from watching, watching again, and re-watching the film. After much reflection, I share here the eight things I have learned about cars and life while watching The Blues Brothers:
- Pinto wagons are EXTREMELY light. So light, in fact, that Chicago’s notoriously active thermal updrafts can lift a Pinto wagon from a height of, say, 60 feet to comfortably above the antennae of the Hancock Building.
- It’s 106 miles from Lake Wazzapamani to Chicago.
- The whole “distracted driving” thing is bunk. It is apparently possible, while being pursued at high speed by law enforcement professionals, to navigate the interior of a shopping mall while driving with only one hand and arguing with a passenger.
- There’s such a thing as “cop shocks.”
- It is possible to maintain triple-digit speeds after throwing a rod.
- Don’t mess with Carrie Fisher.
- Not only was Cab Calloway a cool performer, in the movie he’s a cool driver. Sharp-eyed viewers will have taken note of Mr. Hi De Ho’s Cadillac funeral flower car, essentially a de Ville pickup.
- As observed while being parked in front of Chicago’s storied (and now closed) Chez Paul restaurant, the 1974 Dodge Monaco makes a for a decent drift car.
*The author is not actually aware of any such research.