Mar
23
Woodfliend Mall, COVID-19, Scenes from the Pandemic

Once the largest mall in America, Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, IL, is still among the nation’s biggest shopping destinations, and is typically quite crowded most Sunday afternoons–but this was no normal Sunday. Instead, this picture was taken on the first full day of Illinois’ “shelter-in-place” order. The landscape was similarly desolate all around the mall, save for the occasional restaurant manager carting perishables into rented vans.

My daughter and I have a history of hitting the road following extreme weather situations and taking in the wrath of Mother Nature. Floods, violent storms, and blizzards often leave impressive evidence of their fury, and a drive through the aftermath can help put the event’s impact in perspective.

A virus, however dangerous, leaves few visible clues of its presence. There are no giants piles of snow or abandoned vehicles, no broken branches or huge puddles of water. Instead–at least in the case of the COVID-19 pandemic–it is what’s missing from the landscape that is most telling.

On Friday, March 20, Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker issued a “shelter-in-place” order for the state. The Order was set to go into effect Saturday, March 21, at 6:00 PM.

Around 4:00 PM that Saturday, roughly a day into the shelter order, my daughter and I went for a drive to take in the sights–or lack thereof.

Our tour of Chicago’s Northwest Suburbs was rendered additionally eerie by my test car, a 2020 Lexus LS 500h. One might imagine traversing a post-apocalyptic landscape in a Jeep Wrangler or Toyota 4Runner, a vehicle with which to detour off-road when roving bands of toilet-paper hoarders begin flooding the road from behind parked Amazon delivery trucks. Instead, we viewed the still landscape from the soundless cabin of Lexus’s flagship luxury sedan, trolling parking lots in hybrid-electric silence. Well, it was silent until my daughter decided to crank up her Man or Astro-Man? album—a distraction I welcomed.

As I mentioned, it is what was missing from roads and parking lots that was more telling than anything we could see.

In the interest of social distancing, most of the images below were taking from within the car… not that there was ever anyone but my daughter within a dozen feet of me.

I don’t know if you feel as unsettled as I do at the moment, but I take great solace knowing that my parents and their parents before them endured greater periods of confusion and hardship, and came away from those experiences stronger and more resolute.

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Walgreens Social Distancing Sign

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Restaurants, Woodfield Mall

It’s interesting to note which restaurants are opting to make a go of delivery and curbside pickup, and which are simply shutting down for the duration of the lockdown. This rib joint seems to be doing some business; the other eateries in the strip mall are closed.

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Agio, Coronavirus, COVID-19

Agio is one of the most popular restaurants in Palatine, Illinois, and its parking lot is usually packed on Sunday evenings. Depressingly, there is no sign on the restaurant door, just UPS pickup stickers. A pile of mail, visible through the glass door, has accumulated in the foyer.

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Outback Steakhouse

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Sonic Drive-In, Pandemic

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Pizza, COVID-19

Pizza and social distancing seem incongruous to me, but I appreciate this guy’s concern for his staff. Place was empty when we drove by. Here’s hoping for better business in the weeks ahead.

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Drive-Thru only, COVID-19

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Patel Brothers, COVID-19

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COVID-19 Store Window Signs

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Social Distancing Signs

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COVID-19 Food Pantry

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Aldi, Palatine, COVID-19

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Medieval Times, Pandemic

The Schaumburg, Illinois, Medieval Times dinner theater should be packed with folks talking in the Sunday afternoon performance. Instead, the lot is almost empty. Note the horse trailer on the left in the distance. I suspect the horses used in performances here will be on vacation someplace for a while.

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Scenes from the Pandemic