Scenes from the Servicd Station Maybe you imagine the Consumer Guide Automotive/Collectible Automobile Magazine corporate headquarters to be a tidy, organized place. And to a large extent, you’d be correct.

In fact, we maintain a collection of images we refer to as the Visual Resource Center (VRC), which includes an estimated 500,000 images–most of which are indexed, filed, and easily accessible.

I say “most” because there is this pile of stuff on my desk that I cannot explain. I’ve dubbed it the X-Pile; it’s a folder of roughly 200 images, and not only is it packed with a baffling array of random auto-related images, no one can tell me why it’s in my office.


Expect to see more from the “X-Pile” in future blog posts.

Most are promo shots of some sort, and almost none of the images are marked with any sort of information as to what they were for or why they were distributed to the media. The only thread that seems to connect any of the images is that many of them are centered around service stations and small repair shops.

As a veteran of the service-station industry (back when there was such a thing), I love these pics–though all of them comfortably pre-date my time in a dark-blue uniform.

Given the random nature of these images, we have not applied our usual level of rigor to captioning them. In fact, if you have any amusing alternative captions, by all means share them in the comments section below.

Also, if you have any idea what’s going on in any of these pics, please let us know.

Thank You, Tony: Remembering the Guy Who Gave Me My First Car Job


Scenes from the Service Station

Atlas Tire Promo

By night, she was the star attraction at the Velvet Lion. By day, Starla took whatever work she could get.

Worst Car Commercials: The 80s


Service Station

Had Karl realized that Helen would be so interested, he would have washed more carefully under his nails.

Historically Helpful: How To Push-Start Your Car*


Anti-Freeze Week, Service Station

Of all the events on Larry’s calendar, Anti-Freeze Week was the one he hated most.

Rand Road Revisited: A Used Car Dealer Gallery


After Syd and Marie lost their booking at the Wormwood Lodge, they took to performing at any place with adequate light.

Historically Helpful: A Car-Care Quiz From 1959


Service Station, sumoning demons

Though all four men had laid hands upon the cursed rim, they again failed to summon Grippo, the Dark Lord of Slow Tire Leaks.

A Gallery of Trashed and Modified DeVilles


Midget Twins Service Station.

Try as he might, Jim couldn’t think of a gimmick to help the twins promote their service station.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: 3 Volkswagen-Beetle-Driving Eighties Movie Characters Sergio Leone Might Have Loved


Service Station

Things were getting tense. Not only had Mr. Speedy Service gone five-for-five on the transmission-maintenance quiz, he had also managed to keep his uniform the cleanest.

3 Great Automotive Halloween Costumes


Service Staion

Unable to endure the rigors of daily broadcast radio work, Dino resorted to reading customers’ license plate numbers into a microphone at a neighborhood service station.

Garmin C.A.R.E.S. Makes Dealing With Panhandlers Less Icky


Service Station

For correctly diagnosing Mrs. Lewis’s transmission problem as a function of her prickly heat, Werner was awarded the station’s coveted bronze voltage regulator for the second month in a row.

Bad Car Names: 1979 Edition


Service Station

Though Martin was delighted that Sunoco had embraced gambling as a means of improving customer traffic, he wished they had gone with slot machines.

Commuting Hell: I am Sick of Looking at the Back of Your Car


Service Station

Chris was beginning to regret accepting used seat cushions as payment for repair work.

Mixed Messaging: Three Bumper Stickers that Miss the Mark


Service Station, Sambos

Since all the girls had gone in on the ticket together, every Howard Johnson’s waitress was allowed to enjoy the “Be a Pump Jockey for a Day” prize.

Office Faux Pas: Pinstriping an Audi


Creepy Santa

In Denmark, he’s Julemanden; in Portugal, Pai Natal. But to Tony at the Mobil station, he was just Phil the parts thief.

Really Long Car-Model Names: 5 Seriously Polysyllabic Monikers


Service Station

Having had her heart broken by several service-station attendants, Nancy looked upon her new relationship with Mr. High-Test as a step in a new direction.

High-School Rides: Scenes From the Student Parking Lot


Quaker City Bowling League

The proceedings were only superficially pleasant. In fact, no one knew where the girl from Ken’s Snappy Lube had disappeared to, and the bowler from the Wally’s Budget Lube was still in intensive care, unable to speak.

How Nicholas Cage Saved the Saab 9-5 (Sort of)


Machine Love, Service Station

“I’m usually a fuel-regulator kind of girl, but this solenoid is precious,” thought Janey.

Hidden Headlamps: The Awkward Years


Service Station

With Gladys’s fiance on a speaking tour in Europe, Kirk made his move. “The rubber pump in the oil can thing never fails,” thought Kirk.


Service Station

Of all the mistakes Bob had made in life, renting out the upstairs office was the one he most regretted.

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